I’ve never understood the artist’s obsessive unhearting of the pants. Everytime I see him, he seems to be in pants, and I often pray that this will continue to be the case. Yet he still sings the same refrain: somehow, pants are not to be hearted. Perhaps, though, that is not even what is at stake here. Perhaps what is more important is the idea that out there, somewhere, there are thirteen-year-olds usurping valuable tee-shirt materials and befouling them with ludicrous insults and churlish remarks. While we? While we sit idly, speculating on vestments, pantificating, if you will allow me the pun, and very much not making tee-shirts.

Certainly this is an injustice. Certainly something must be done. Certainly you too, through your magnificent sense of fashion, must also come to not heart pants. Perhaps then will the artist have some peace, and perhaps then we may draw more comics about boobies. Because nobody doesn’t heart boobies.

- The Writer

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